Dec 2006
one double grandé espresso mocha soy latté with a lemon twist … oh, and a dash of homophobia please

gaysoy



Apparently soy is making kids ‘gay’

 

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jurassic prick

There is an obscure publishing doctrine known as "the small penis rule."

I was astonished by Michael (Mick?) Crowley's incredible story. I always thought Michael Crichton was a bit lame. Now I know he is a complete jackass, and his publisher … well, they gonna get sued …

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christmas carols for the mentally ill

Thanks to Louie for this one as well!

Schizophrenia
Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder
I’m Three Kings – Disoriented Am I
Dementia
I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
Narcissistic Disorder
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Hypermania
Deck the Halls and Walls and Doors and Floors and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....
Paranoia
Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
Borderline Personality Disorder
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
Personality Disorder
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry,
I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
Attention Deficit Disorder
Silent night…Holy…oooh, look at the froggy…
… can I have a chocolate?…
… why is France so far away?
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.

Merry Christmas to you and your neuroses, no matter how pathological!

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pucker up

Thanks to Louie! Double-click the movie to play…

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uptight se(a)men

What an uptight little ship this is!!! Thanks to Tarin!

titan-uranus

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boarding farces

You gotta hand it to The Chaser. They make their points in the funniest of ways.
Thanks to Louie! Double-click the movie to play…

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scary mary

Thanks to Rob Gilbert for this one … aaah, the power of the editor. Mrs Baylock is back …

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australians. idle.
more from rhyece. where oh where does he get this stuff?
unknown
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now that’s what i call avgas! …

Thanks to Tarin for pointing out this story from news.com

Farts spark emergency landing

AN American Airlines flight has made an emergency landing after a passenger with severe gas problems struck matches to mask the odour of flatulence.

The flight from Washington to Texas landed at Nashville airport, in the southeastern state of Tennessee, after passengers alerted the crew to the smell of burning sulphur.

Lynne Lowrance, a spokeswoman for Nashville International Airport Authority said all 99 passengers and their luggage were taken off the plane and searched.

An unlucky canine team was also brought in to sniff the aircraft for explosives.

aeropoo

After intense questioning by the FBI, a woman passenger admitted to lighting matches on board the aircraft to conceal her gas, Ms Lowrance said.

“For a long time she did not admit to striking matches and I think that was just out of embarrassment,” she said.

“She did finally admit to it saying she had a medical problem about excessive gas.”

The unidentified woman was not charged, but “American did ban her from flying on their airline for a very long time,” Ms Lowrance said.

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whose show is it anyway?

i think it's ms simmons’

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richard simmons’ exploding steamer

ROFLMAO

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an innapropriate reaction

have you ever been caught in a situation where you cannot stop laughing? check out this talk show host interviewing his guests who are survivors of medical malpractice/mishaps …

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logo-rama from pixel boy!

pixel boy is truly the jedi master of pixel art.eboy with his poster

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can you see jesus?

can you see jesus?

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