jurassic prick

There is an obscure publishing doctrine known as "the small penis rule."

I was astonished by Michael (Mick?) Crowley's incredible story. I always thought Michael Crichton was a bit lame. Now I know he is a complete jackass, and his publisher … well, they gonna get sued …

seeya donald

good riddance.

bye donald

zzzzzzzzzolitaire, mind sleeper
mine sweeper et al.

do people really still play solitaire on their computers at work? that was boring in 1995 …

this just in from one of our correspondents in the field …