q’table q’s

“ Perfection is reached not at the point when there is nothing more to add … perfection comes only when there is nothing more to remove.”
— Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Sure. Whatever.
Like I am ever gonna see it.

abe warned us about the record

“ Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power. ”
— Abraham Lincoln

Abe warned us about The Record.
Abe knew about The Record.
If only The Record knew about anything.

The Record, for the record, off the record is a dead-set idiot, a dickhead, a dinosaur whose type i'd assumed gone with the business lunch tax deduction. No wonder he’s running a two bit op from the back of a sad old baas. Does The Record have a record of priors? Not forthcoming of course. But yes, of course, of course.

I can tell.

Strategy: go with the flow and enjoy the show. His show. Remember that. Don’t steal it he’ll tell mummy. Draw breath between teeth, relax. See it as funny. No emotion. “Loser” disguised with sneeze …

… oh yeah … and the clincher: don’t finish anything until the deal is sealed.
(austie loves that bit.)  heh heh heh.