it’s a larf, innit?
Yep, she's that dumb.

Pamela Anderson has apologised for wearing dead sheep on her feet.

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The former Baywatch star says she has thrown away her favourite Ugg boots, because she didn't know they were made from shaved sheep skin.

She wrote on her personal website: "I'm getting rid of my Uggs - I feel so guilty for that craze being started around my Baywatch days. I used to wear them with my red swim suit to keep warm never realising that they were skin! I thought they were shaved kindly."

Good grief.

And just for the record Missy … my Penrith sisters were stepping out in their Uggies for Thursday night shopping at Penrith Plaza well before you “discovered” this fashion accessory.

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Cupertino, start your photocopiers?

RedmondStartYourPhotocopiers

Steven Levy’s Newsweek interview with Bill Gates offers a fascinating read.

At one point Levy questions the origin of many of the new features of Windows Vista … are they not strangely similar to features already in Mac OS X … ?

Gates’s response is surreal:

I mean, it’s fascinating, maybe we shouldn’t have showed so publicly the stuff we were doing, because we knew how long the new security base was going to take us to get done.

Nowadays, security guys break the Mac every single day. Every single day, they come out with a total exploit, your machine can be taken over totally. I dare anybody to do that once a month on the Windows machine.

So, yes, it took us longer, and they had what we were doing, user interface-wise.

Let me get this straight Bill … you guys invented this stuff, Apple copied, and ended up shipping first because your guys were doing an awesome yet time consuming job at improving Vista’s security.

Right. Uh-huh.

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Darth Kitty

Rob Gilbert had the hide and audacity to email me this photograph, with the message,

"Is this you?"

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christmas carols for the mentally ill

Thanks to Louie for this one as well!

Schizophrenia
Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder
I’m Three Kings – Disoriented Am I
Dementia
I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
Narcissistic Disorder
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Hypermania
Deck the Halls and Walls and Doors and Floors and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....
Paranoia
Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
Borderline Personality Disorder
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
Personality Disorder
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry,
I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
Attention Deficit Disorder
Silent night…Holy…oooh, look at the froggy…
… can I have a chocolate?…
… why is France so far away?
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.

Merry Christmas to you and your neuroses, no matter how pathological!

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pucker up

Thanks to Louie! Double-click the movie to play…

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uptight se(a)men

What an uptight little ship this is!!! Thanks to Tarin!

titan-uranus

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boarding farces

You gotta hand it to The Chaser. They make their points in the funniest of ways.
Thanks to Louie! Double-click the movie to play…

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now that’s what i call avgas! …

Thanks to Tarin for pointing out this story from news.com

Farts spark emergency landing

AN American Airlines flight has made an emergency landing after a passenger with severe gas problems struck matches to mask the odour of flatulence.

The flight from Washington to Texas landed at Nashville airport, in the southeastern state of Tennessee, after passengers alerted the crew to the smell of burning sulphur.

Lynne Lowrance, a spokeswoman for Nashville International Airport Authority said all 99 passengers and their luggage were taken off the plane and searched.

An unlucky canine team was also brought in to sniff the aircraft for explosives.

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After intense questioning by the FBI, a woman passenger admitted to lighting matches on board the aircraft to conceal her gas, Ms Lowrance said.

“For a long time she did not admit to striking matches and I think that was just out of embarrassment,” she said.

“She did finally admit to it saying she had a medical problem about excessive gas.”

The unidentified woman was not charged, but “American did ban her from flying on their airline for a very long time,” Ms Lowrance said.

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whose show is it anyway?

i think it's ms simmons’

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richard simmons’ exploding steamer

ROFLMAO

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an innapropriate reaction

have you ever been caught in a situation where you cannot stop laughing? check out this talk show host interviewing his guests who are survivors of medical malpractice/mishaps …

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rheyce is a sicko

nice little attachment from one of my students.
loverly.


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car makers get bitchy

this is priceless

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bush is drinking

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think before you register.com

People don’t always think hard enough about their domain names.

Thanks to James Gallagher.

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… we may all burn in hell …

fire and brimstone!

what follows is an actual question given on a university of washington engineering mid term exam.

the professor claimed that the answer was so profound that he was driven to share it with colleagues, which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it too.

thanks to rob gilbert for connecting us with the story …

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mars et. venus

This one’s from Rob Gilbert
— thanks darl!

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your next holiday … ?

thanks to tarin for pointing out this amazing deal

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gone all chooky …

so this is how hollywood's best are going to look in 2037 … shit … how bad am I gonna look in 2037 ? ... so depressing, pass me the ratsac now …

anyhoo, can you tell whose chooky neckline this is … ? click through and let me know if you got it right …

and comments on this site are always most welcome … in fact, encouraged … is there anyone out there looking … ? … anyone … ? … bueller … ?

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nintendogs … ?

nintendogs?

Am I tripping out? … or are they trying to sell video games to dogs?

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