in australia we call them trucks.
in england they are better known as lorries.

stripes are a type of pattern.

'tis funny, i had kinda hoped people would be arrogant enough to google themself, but to sick the eagles on via cease and desist.

'swhat i'd expect from a driver of the saab.

some people are just plain paranoid

wow. i always suspected as such. but an admission from the great fuckwit himself? awesome.

i had an idea. you know how some people, just for fun, google their name, and see what comes up.? well, what a great way to send a message to someone you despise. for example, hmmm, let's see … oh, of course, how about the greatest fuckwit that has ever lived.

still gonna get one of your mates to do the site, asswipe?

Got this email from a good friend yesterday.
A very compelling read.
Makes one think about one's "worries" … perspective is good.

who would have thought that after all these years of being away, i would end up working here!

life is wonderfully circular!
this is an incredible opportunity ... i am so excited!