eeew. ooow. eeew.

i think i am less grossed out by the creepy go-into-the-closet christian, below.

this guy is creepier. and doesn't he look like Patrick Swayze.

From the Herald story:

Iron Crotch strikes a seriously low point in martial arts.

Its 50-year-old grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng has shown his true mettle by tugging a truck across a Californian car park with his penis.

But first, as the Tri-Valley Herald reports, Master Tu got an assistant to kick him hard between the legs before lashing himself to the rental truck with a strip of blue fabric around the base of his penis and testicles.

The fabric was tugged hard to make sure there'd be no slippage. Then the Master went to work.

Mmm. Eeew. Apparently this guy has 60,000 followers worldwide.

“Its practitioners are known to lift hundreds of pounds with their genitals to increase energy and sexual performance.”


I am going to bed. This world gives me a headache sometimes.