homofoebs and speelling and grammer
Why is it that homophobes are always really really bad spellers and awful at grammar? Oh yeah, and their “logic”. Love it. It would be entertaining if it weren’t so widspread and serious.

so why do they write so badly? And why are they so obssessed with what we do behind closed doors? Is it because they are stupid? Is it because they have unfulfilling sex lives?

well, duh!

take this wonderful passage i came across today, written by “steve” – who is an illiterate fuckwit :

Marriage is ordained of God. A union between husband and wife. Period.

Now let it be know that if Gay/Homosexual people want to be “married” they should call it something else, i.e. Civil Union BUT NOT MARRIAGE.

Marriage is God’s term for husband and wife. Married people don’t call sex— sodomy. Why should the sodomites, etc be called “married”.

Again my problem is the terminology.

The HIV, STDS, etc well i dont have to worry about that. But by encouraging homosexual lifestyle, you are also encouraging rampant disease. I would be curious as to the next big disease God sends Homosexuals, after HIV is cured.

Just pray that it isnt [sic], im sure that HIV is a walk in the park compared to whatever is next. Just imagine the disease— maybe your penis will get sticky and get stuck up some dudes poop hole.

YUCK!!! and then you get some weird urinary tract infection that makes you start to sweat urine! OR better your stomach stops working properly and you throw up poop once a month!

GROSS huh, just like sodomy is gross!

Better yet they should call it UNCIVIAL [sic] UNION.

Ha ha ha. I laughed until i stopped. Poor old Steve obviously doesn’t have a lot going on upstairs, (or downstairs obviously):

don’t ask, don’t tell …
You see, homophobes like gays and lesbians to remain at arms length with respect to human rights, because they know we are smarter. Not smarter than heterosexuals, smarter than homophobes I mean. Oh, yes, and we have an “agenda” to “take over the world.” Be afraid, be very afraid. Yes, we’re taking over the *yawn* world steve, right after i finish this latté and sodomise myself (how does one do that?) and lance all the pussy boils that cover every inch of my festering skin. Yes, I loved this next bit so much I am going to quote it again *snigger*.

The HIV, STDS, etc well i dont have to worry about that. But by encouraging homosexual lifestyle, you are also encouraging rampant disease. I would be curious as to the next big disease God sends Homosexuals, after HIV is cured.

Just pray that it isnt [sic], im sure that HIV is a walk in the park compared to whatever is next. Just imagine the disease— maybe your penis will get sticky and get stuck up some dudes poop hole.

Eeew. Steve.

Don’t you think you think about all this a bit too much.
And notice how he treats us with a Proper Noun, right up there with God. Would God like that Steve?

And can someone please tell me (and Jayar) what a Homosexual Lifestyle is? Is that when you’re tanned and blonde and beautiful and muscular and swan around and drink margaritas by the pool all day? Is that what it is?

gay lifestyle

Not fair! I have been gay all my life and don’t yet have one of these Homosexual Lifestyle. You see, I work, I have bills to pay — taxes included ! — I also have to deal with the minutaea of every day life.

A Homosexual Lifestyle? I WANT ONE!!!

Steve is just jealous because he can’t have one.
It’s because you can’t spell Steve, you’re too stooopid [sic].

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